Overheard today:
“Hello, thank you for calling Timico, how may I help?”
“I would like to order a carrier bag from the new catalogue”
“I think you may have the wrong number, we are an internet service provider…”
“You’ll have to speak up a bit, there are building works going on outside my house”
“We don’t sell carrier bags”
Office hoots with laughter
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Wearing; blazer I got free of boohoo.com when their website had a glitch, charity shop top, gold necklace was a gift, Topshop high-waisted black treggings.
Selfie on the phone